My dears! I almost took flight and flew back to NC on my recent visit to Mississippi. I have always been told they grow things big down there but no one told me HOW BIG! Or maybe I just forgot!
Anywho I was sitting there quietly typing away on my computer, probably talking to one of you when all of a sudden it landed on my hand! My friend Beth said "What the ?????" All I could do was sling it and my hand all over the living room! I mean it was 32 inches long, black and it FLEW! That was all I needed to know! Well my dears, it fell into my netbook, I slammed the netbook closed and threw it to the floor! Ran out into the yard screaming at the top of my lungs! IT TOUCHED ME! I could hardly breathe! Poor Hubs #3 didn't know what to do, said in all the years we had been together he had never seen me move so quickly!
My BFF, Beth who is now my HF (Hero forever) managed to killed the monster and restore order to the house. Funny how after you kill one of those dinosaurs how small they look in death......
Hubs #3 still thinks it is the funniest thing he has ever seen. I hope I live to see one land on him! Grrrrr!!! I myself had to spend the first day in Mississippi laid up on the couch, I managed to throw my back out while fleeing from a dinosaur with a 64 inch wingspan.....
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