That's H-O-R-S-E-S not WHORES

Well my dears,  as I set here watching the water slowly fill up P.I.T.A. it is with a certain feeling of self gratification that I can say....Thank You Lord!  Thank You Jesus!  It's over and there was no blood shed!  Can everyone give me a Halleluia?  After all it took this 50 year old dodging incoming tourists and outgoing relatives 3 weeks to get this far!

The Chosen one will be leaving the nest tonight.  He's headed for Littlestown, PA.  He's back to chasing horses.  That's H-O-R-S-E-S.  Not Whores but I wouldn't put it past him to do that too while he's at it!  You know living in the south not everyone who moves here understands our way of speaking.  When I told one of my northern friends what my son was doing these days she got real quiet and said, " Well, I've never met a mother who was proud of her son chasing whores...."  Yes my dears, she surely did say that!  I nearly fell out of my shoes.....I did have to pick up my teeth off the ground.  And now you know why I spelled horses!

We can't let him drive anymore so he has to ride a bus or catch a ride with other workers.  He likes to see how close to death he can take his parents.  Just in the last 9 months he has totaled 2 vehicles and wrecked one when he hit a deer in April.   So we took his license and banned him from driving til he grows up some more.  Let's just say his penis hasn't developed enough to drive a vehicle of ours.  Someday when he is all grown up he will understand, til then he can find other transportation.

Our Free Spirited Child is beside herself with anticipation.  Her love will be coming home from deployment in 2 weeks.  We are all excited to see them together again.  So is my light bill, food bill, phone bill......lol  So looks like once he gets home we won't be seeing much of her around here.  Guess I ought to be taking advantage of all this extra help while it's here right? Wrong!  To get either one of them to help me would take an act of God and even then I think they would give him some kind of sob story that would make me out to be the bad guy.   Took the Free Spirited Child 3 days to sweep the floor and in the end I ended up doing it.  Still waiting on the Chosen One to fix my broken step.....

I have a friend I grew up with who considers it an "honor" to wait on her kids hand and foot. I think (1) she is crazy (2) she needs a life (3) she must be on drugs.  Now with all that said she thinks I am (1) a horrible mother (2) doesn't know what motherly love is (3) shouldn't have had kids if I don't feel the way she does.  I like sex, what can I say.....

Well that's it for now folks, hope you enjoy the rest of this beautiful day and until we meet again that's the way I see it!