Twisting like an Alligator

So I just opened up my light bill and to my total amazement what do I see?  Why a $507.77 bill!  No that's not for 2 months baby, that's for 1 month!  Yep, sure is!    Now how in God's Green Earth do they get off on charging me that much money when I keep my  thermostat on 66 in the winter and 84 in the summer?  Give me a break please!!!  I told the hubs we are getting a wood stove and a window unit.  I have had enough!

You know, what if I was living on a fixed income?  What if I didn't make enough money to pay bills like this one?  There are tons of folks out there struggling just to put food on their table.....  Well if this keeps up I might be struggling to keep the power on!

So I got my test results back today and thankfully all is well with my heart!  You know how doctors are, once you reach a certain age they start looking for things to go wrong with you!  I'll just keep dodging bullets a little longer thank you!  So back to gym tomorrow I go to kill this fat woman that ate me.   Maybe if I kill her I can finally bury her out back...

Did I tell you guys about Houdini our dog, formally known as Ace the Wonder Dog/Pup?  Well step right up and let me tell you a tale about a dog who can get out of every collar, confinement and chain put on him!  Currently he is locked down with a double lock however he manages to get off of it at least twice a day.  No kidding folks!  I spend way too much time chasing this damn dog around the neighborhood, especially since he is not mine!!!  You see he rolls on the ground like an alligator until the lock twists off, both of them.  He was getting out of the one lock so good I thought I would add another just for kicks and giggles....it never slowed him down.  I think tomorrow I will buy the little shit some padlocks and swallow the key...let's see if he can get out of that! Yeah! 

Now my dears, I'm not sure how it is at your house but here at mine I've been having a bit of fun with my kids and the Hubs. The Hubs is a die hard Steelers fan as is the Chosen One and the Mystery Child.  Me, I could care less who wins since my guys (The Saints) bowed out a while back however my brother in law is a die hard Packers fan!  Soooo I decided I would pull for the Packers!  I never predict anything but this year I have decided it will be Packers winning over Steelers by 3.   Boy did that start a lot of "directions on where I need to go and how I could accomplish this feat" by members of me own family too!  And I thought they loved me.......I guess all is not fair in love and football...

Well folks that's about all that's going on around here, hope all is well with you and yours.  Until we meet again, that's the way I see it!